Diet Quotes to Make You Laugh!

  • Panic—That moment when you realize that last year’s fat pants are this year’s skinny jeans!
  • Here’s a picture of me at the gym….Ya, I couldn’t picture it, either…
  • I wish weight were like virginity; once you lost it, it never comes back.
  • According to the BMI chart, I’m too short!
  • An accident—Eating an entire pizza or bag of chips by mistake.
  • Husband to wife after inspecting her “medicine” :

“Honey, these are not WW pills; you’ve been reading them upside down!”

  • I don’t mean to BRAG but I finished my 21-day diet in 4 hours!
  • My fitness goal:  to weigh what I told the DMV I weighed.
  • I’m into Cross Fit.  I CROSS my fingers when I try to FIT into my jeans.

Diet Day 1—I have removed all the bad food from my house.  It was delicious.

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